Friday's Letters

Dear Sister, 

I am SO proud of you! I can't believe yesterday was your last day of high school and you are headed to NC State! You are so smart and beautiful and I know you are going to go so far in life! I can't wait to spend the weekend with you and family celebrating your accomplishments! You are such a great person and I know daddy would be so proud of you! He is looking down on you every day and he is watching over every step you take! You will always be my baby sister and I will always be here for you no matter what! 

Dear Law & Order: SVU, 

I need to stop. You are taking over my life. I think my DVR may explode from all the recorded episodes I have of you. I am 100% addicted and I don't know what to do about it. I kind of make sure my afternoons are free so I can watch you on USA network. It is now a full blown problem. But I won't stop.

Dear Jeremy, 

Where to start? You are my rock! Sometimes I literally don't know what I would do without you! You always have the words to say when I need to hear them the most. You are kind, loving and so passionate about our relationship. I have never met someone who loves so deeply and unconditionally! Wednesday night was a scary time for me and you were there, helping me and reassuring me everything would work itself out and be ok! I know that every morning you are there to kiss me good morning and every night you will be there to tell me you love me. Your love is incredible and I will never take that for granted. I appreciate everything you of for us and I am thankful for every day I have with you!

(our first picture together!)

Dear iPhone, 

I'm going to need you to last a few more months. You see, I can get a newer version of you but spending that money makes me sick. You are crapping out on me and I don't appreciate it! I'm gonna need you to tell the "N" key to start working again to stop freezing and then splitting the screen in half so I have no idea what I'm looking at. Apple said this would happen since you are beyond 2 now, but I just can't upgrade ya yet. I'm scared to spend that much money. So pull one out for me. Work, baby work! 

Dear person who stole my wallet/life, 

YOU SUCK.

My life was in that Hobo. Every card, ID, SS card (oops,) every loyalty card, every gift card! All of it. GONE. I hope the $2 you found got you what you needed and everything else has been cancelled. Did you want a free pastry at Panera? It's yours. Did you want all my CVS rewards? They're yours! But no, I am no idiot, everything is cancelled, my credit is frozen. So have fun with that pastry and $1.50 off a face wash. Oh and I think there may have been $.60 on a McDonalds card, hope that got you a water. You are a pathetic waste of a person, I hope you get run over by the law one day and they rip you a new one. As for me, I will pray for you, I will pray that you find the peace and whatever else you need to sleep at night. Thanks for the headache and I'm gonna go get another glass of wine, you ass.

Sincerely,